Sometimes, your fiance calls you (excitedly) and announces that he has invited so-and-so and so-and-so and so-and-so to dinner. And you say, OK cool, but I'm trying a new recipe so I'm not making any promises. And he says, awesome, you're the best.
So you get home, you start to make said recipe. You have such high hopes.
And then it just doesn't work. For whatever reason, it just doesn't work.
So what do you do?
You serve a plate full of ranch potatoes as an appetizer and order a pizza. And serve it off the hood of your car.
And all is well with the world because people, as a rule, love pizza.
And if you're counting....one slice of Dominos hand tossed pepperoni and onion pizza is 6 points plus. Not to shabby.
4 hours ago