My best ghi has a voicemail that's not yet set up,
So I'm taking it the the blog to give her a "S'UP!?"
It's a special day for L-Dog, you see.
She's turning the big, exciting, perhaps scary thir-tee!
No, not scary for this L-Dog.
She's such a bad-a that she would scare a hog.
Scare a hog? Maybe not. That might be too much.
But she's a really good speller, reader, writer and such.
But that's not all, she's one I adore.
Time spent with her is never a bore.
She loves pure barre and sushi and 'tinis, that's right;
And sometimes experiments with lipstick that is bright.
That's not true, was just trying to rhyme.
I guess I'm just saying that at 30 she will shine.
I love you, L-Dog, more than you know.
I'm grateful for your friendship, that is fo sho.
I hope your day is better than all of the rest.
And you get to do things that you love the best!
Happy Birthday, ghi! Set your voicemail up!